Christmas 2013

Vern had another successful Christmas. I am using his new "gaming" mouse to write this blog.  He had to have this certain one and he loves it. He all ready said it helped him win a rare something in Mine Craft.  I am glad he is happy.

We opened presents on Christmas Eve this year since they were at their dad's for Christmas Day. We took an official secret vote and it was 3-2 in favor of December 24.  We picked the kids up in the morning and they were ready to tear into their gifts... Awe too bad they had to wait until AFTER dinner. AH the travesty of it all.

You see John was working until the afternoon and then shortly after he arrived home we headed out a full hour early for church. Yes the church fills up that much on Christmas Eve for services. We got the seats John and Ann wanted and the service was nice. It is the kind of service that just makes you smile.  The jist - if you have Thanksgiving in your heart you have Joy. So no matter how low you feel there is some Joy in there. I cried during the lighting of the candles and singing Silent Night. Lighting candles in a church setting always gets to me since December 10, 2010...

After we got home we had a quick dinner of soup that had been simmering in the crock-pot and the presents were soon opened after. It was a very fun day and it made me FULL OF JOY.

The kids headed back to their dad's around 11 and we went to bed happy and satisfied with the day.


What a teen!

His very pretty sister!!! Loved this photo.

Shot to death - again and again!

Vern was in a mood today. He got into trouble and was in his room for a while.  I decided I should go in and check on him.

I knocked on the door.

I opened the door assuming Vern would be curled up on his bed.

BAM
BAM

I was hit with two quick shots from the Nerf Shot-Gun.

I fall to the floor from the direct hit.

Vern pulls out the tommy Nerf gun.

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

I am completely dead now but can't help giggling.

I roll over and the third gun unleashes.

BAM
BAM
BAM

I am dead 3 times over but it put Vern in a better mood so all is well and his anger is gone!

Braces

Well our little Vern has reached that time in junior high when many kids get braces. Vern is one such lucky kid. Here are some photos from that morning.  First we have the before picture. Look at how happy and unknowing he is...

Before braces.

I call this next photo - Clown face. He looks like one of those clowns in a horror movie. He was getting braces applied.

Next we have more installation. They have this down to a science on how quickly they apply those little buggers.

Finally we have AFTER!!!!!  The pain still had not hit yet. That was later that day and for the next 4 days. Vern was sure he could never eat regular food again.

He is used to them now and doing well. Let's just hope he keeps up his brushing and flossing so he doesn't get ugly stains or worse...lose a tooth.

More Vernisms

We really have Vern-isms every single week. I just don't capture them like I should. Here are some from the recent past I hope you enjoy.


"You know how you are what what you eat? Well I don't remember eating sexy beast for breakfast."

The boys at school all run up to each other and swipe up under their breasts and say scoop!  Well Vern comes up to me and instead of scoop he yells SHOVEL/BULLDOZER and rolls on the bed laughing. (Referring to my large bosom.)

Vern was treated to a shopping trip recently. Here is a photo from that trip.

Vern recently told me a dirty joke. I know I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it.  "Son, you better stop masturbating as it will make you go blind.  Dad, I'm over here."

 He is great!!!!

I hope all you readers have a very Happy Thanksgiving!

DA MOM

2013 Football - Game 6- Friendship Bowl

Friendship Bowl - 2013

It was a nice day for the Friendship Bowl - thank goodness. Another nice thing was that it was on the home field so the travel time was greatly reduced. I have a bit more good news but you will have to keep reading for that.

This first shot is an action one where the ball carrier is in the right side of the photo with Vern in the middle.

This next shot we actually have Vern in on a tackle and fumble recovery.

This next shot Vern is actually being double teamed on blocking.

And now for the news I promised you....
GREAT NEWS ACTUALLY. OUR TEAM SCORED!!!!! WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like the photographer got a bit side tracked during the game and decided to take some nature shots. They really are pretty so I included one of some clover and a small butterfly.

Here is man on task Vern. First set on the line and ready to play. He has a big heart and it shows on the football field by how hard he plays.

Unfortunately, we lost but at least we did score points this game so they ended on the best note they could for the year without a win. 0-7 for the 2013 season.